Trace exact location thru email ( tutorial bisaya version ) by: tabudlongdrive

Please leave comments for any questions. . .Thank you

How to take screenshots of your desktop ( tutorial bisaya version ) by: tabudlongdrive

AGIK-IK ( bisaya-jokes )

KANO: (gisumbag ang pinoy ug nahayang) Take it easy men, take it easy!
PINOY: (mibakod ug mibalos. Nahayang ang kano) Kisikisi men! Kisikisi!


TEACHER: give me a tag question. 
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she? 
TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong. 
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?


Usa ka Bisaya gi interview sa Amerikano....
Amerikano: What can u say about the violence in the Philippines?
Bisdak: ah! di man gani ta kabalo mu gitara, violence na nuon!


ASAWA: kinsa si trixi sa imong kinabuhi?
BANA: ayaw kasuko babes ngalan na sa kabayo nga akong gipustahan
ASAWA: diay? hala tubaga ang telepono kay ang kabayo nanawag.


Teacher: Tabudlong! spell AMBuLANCE~
Tabudlong: A...M...B...
Teacher: FASTER!!!
Tabudlong: wew...wew...wew...wew...(ambulance sound)

  Would the Philippine government utilizes these people the country would be very healthy and progressive. Why can't they see, or they can but they don't like. ( click the image to read the article ).

tabudlongdrive on virtual dj mixx

Im not a dj yet i am one of those music lover out there, music is my soul  It changes my mood. i hope you like it.

i have nothing to do today so i made this video of my kids. i know they will be happy when they see this. .i downloaded their favorite songs, put them together as a background music of the vid.

AGIK-IK ( bisaya-jokes )

Anak: Unsay iskalator, tay?
Tatay: Hagdan saka kanaog.
Anak: Kanang elevator?
Tatay: Kahon sakyan pasaka kanaog.
Anak: Calculator, tay?
Tatay: Kana, wa pa ko kasakay.


.Na-ay iro. Bright ka-ayo. Ingnon 2 + 2, motobag dayon siya 4 ka aw-aw.
Nakahibalo ang silingan, gipangutana... 2 milyon + 2 milyon. Hangtod karon,
sigue pa siyag aw-aw. Niwang na ka-ayo.


.Dili na kinahanglan nga magpakabitoon ka pa aron
maila. Sakto na nga usa ikaw ka aninipot basta
gasiga kanunay ang lubot.


Titser: Class, what are the different colors of bananas?
tabudlong: Mam, green, yellow, red, and brown.
Titser: Gago jud ka, naa bay brown nga saging?
tabudlong: Gaga sad ka, ang linung-ag diay piki na!?


In a classy bar:
GERMAN: Waiter, Remy Martin, single
FRENCH: Waiter, Carlo Rossi, double
PINOY: (magpaila pa diay ta usa maka order?) Waiter, Pablo Taklob, married